HALP WIF TELLING GRL TROOF

so i was at dis 4th grade parti rite an this grl drank som of my alcho pucnh cuz my frend put aclo in the punch an got suspinded rite and she drank it and shes like i like it rite and seh got drunk and it was a hot nite speshully with drunk grls yeh

but now i need halp bcz i woke up pregnnint the nxt mrning and i texted her teln her i ndded to tell hr somthn but she was lik wat is it and im like nvr mind.

HOW DO TELL HER IM PREG?

>_>
Send her an e-mail and tell her you had a girl shit on you while you had sex.
BTW, don't make a thread like this, it's a template for people like mlb.
Otherwise, GOLD pure EFFIN GOLD!

Don't tell. Just give birth and dump it on her!

Tendercrisp wrote:so i was at dis 4th grade parti rite an this grl drank som of my alcho pucnh cuz my frend put aclo in the punch an got suspinded rite and she drank it and shes like i like it rite and seh got drunk and it was a hot nite speshully with drunk grls yeh

but now i need halp bcz i woke up pregnnint the nxt mrning and i texted her teln her i ndded to tell hr somthn but she was lik wat is it and im like nvr mind.

HOW DO TELL HER IM PREG?

u liek, go up to her, nd stab 'er in da liver well good shouting "I'M PREG WITH U, BIATCH!"

tell 'er well that this is well sticky (Well, I would if I knew how to)

Depends if the "girl" is a sheep or not.

OH shiT GuYZ I DESSCEIDED TO GET AN ABORSHIN SO ITS OK

BUT I NDED MORE HALEP

I WAS PLAYIN SOCKER RIGHT AN I SCORED THIS ASUM BACK FLIPIN GOAL BUT THE COACH WAS LIK UR NOT ALLOWD TO DO THAT SO HWO DO I CONVINCE HIM THAT IM FIFA WORTHY BECAUS I AM.

I ALSO SK8 AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND DO PRO BOWLING.

I CAN FLY APRRLAINS 2

Tendercrisp wrote:OH shiT GuYZ I DESSCEIDED TO GET AN ABORSHIN SO ITS OK

BUT I NDED MORE HALEP

I WAS PLAYIN SOCKER RIGHT AN I SCORED THIS ASUM BACK FLIPIN GOAL BUT THE COACH WAS LIK UR NOT ALLOWD TO DO THAT SO HWO DO I CONVINCE HIM THAT IM FIFA WORTHY BECAUS I AM.

I ALSO SK8 AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND DO PRO BOWLING.

I CAN FLY APRRLAINS 2

Can you pick me up please. I need to get home quickly.

Moved to spam.

uR LIEK SUcH A MLB WANNABEE, LIEK GODD TC!

OO OO guess who i am and i will make you a cookie.

OOO YOU GUYS ARE GYA ISAY I TELL GIRL TRUTH YOU TAKE PISS, NO FUNNY!!!!!

I WILL HACK EVRYOEN IN THIS FORMUMS AND DONT WORRY I IS PROFESSOR AT HACKING.

I HAS A CHEESEBURGER. I KAN HALP? : D?

CHEASESTEAK BEETS CHEASEBURGER DARKH MATTERH, OR SHUDD I SAI, DARKH N00B!

A-DURRRR

U CNAT DO TIHS COZ ADMIN DUNT LIK TESE TREDS.

Who it tee admin?

Some_stranger wrote:Who it tee admin?

GOD KAWNS, HE'S SAW ASUME, E WIL KIL USS AL!!!!

ADMINZ DONT LIEKS DID THRED KUZ ITZ FULL OFZ SPAMMZ AND STUFFS BUT THENZ AGAIN NO MODZ SAY ANY TING BAD SO I AM NOT MADZ AT ITZ!