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Post by Dark Matter on 27th May 2008, 7:19 pm

Make fun a member, but in good spirit.

My target?

Tendercrisp

TC, you always make me smile. It's not because you are funny. It's because in the end the joke you made shits all over yourself. And it pleases me.

But sadly enough you do make me feel like a kid; and in the end you are Michael Jackson.

And I heard you are fucking Rich..., But you didn't even get his phone number? You fucking idiot.

That's all for now. : D

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Post by Damaster123c on 27th May 2008, 7:29 pm

Dm: you are a nice guy and a great accet to the forums and by DM i mean me, Dark Matter you stole my name when i left as you dug through my garbage looking for anything i used so you can lick all the remains off ithopeing that one day if you lick enough of everything i used you will be have the DM i am Razz you are a DM wannabe. hahahahaha!
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Post by Dark Matter on 27th May 2008, 7:32 pm

You don't have to do the person above you. You retard. >: (

By, "Do" I mean, "Sex". Not that you were any good at it too begin with.

And I say, "Were" because you haven't even had sex since you were born.

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Post by Damaster123c on 27th May 2008, 7:35 pm

hahahahaha! i know i know hahahaha i just thought you would be good for a roast ha! and dude i just had sex 3 hours ago lol! and i thought this was suppose to be all in good spirit and a no offence hahahaha dont take it to offence lol its a roast! ha!
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Post by Dark Matter on 27th May 2008, 7:36 pm

No shit Sherlock.

Now solve the case of your missing penis.

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Post by Damaster123c on 27th May 2008, 7:39 pm

oooooh i found it! it was in your moms vagina... god i could have been looking for days in that loose pussy! ha!


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Post by Dark Matter on 27th May 2008, 7:41 pm

Detachable Penis?

I got a Permanent one. Bitch.

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Post by Damaster123c on 27th May 2008, 7:44 pm

no its just that sometimes it gets so long i think its my leg. so i forget i have it.

it maybe permanet but that does excuse the fact why its so small and the only thing you can please is a mouse or a fly.


EDIT: wooohooo i win! and thanks for posting this thread DarkM, its fun as hell! lol for the record im cool with you lol just like screwing with people lol
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Post by Bjnix04 on 27th May 2008, 8:28 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
LMFAO

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Post by Damaster123c on 27th May 2008, 8:38 pm

hahahahaha thanks for creating the haterz topic it fun as hell lol!
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Post by Dark Matter on 27th May 2008, 11:26 pm

Damaster123c wrote:no its just that sometimes it gets so long i think its my leg. so i forget i have it.

it maybe permanet but that does excuse the fact why its so small and the only thing you can please is a mouse or a fly.


EDIT: wooohooo i win! and thanks for posting this thread DarkM, its fun as hell! lol for the record im cool with you lol just like screwing with people lol

It isn't over till it's over.

It's called, "I Left" because I have a life.

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Post by Damaster123c on 28th May 2008, 1:30 am

a life as a hooker giving blowjobs and hand jobs or a living..... yes we all know
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Post by Dark Matter on 28th May 2008, 1:34 am

How did you know?

Well how does everyone know?

I'll tell you. I'm too damn hot.

So give me my 100$ you poor bastard.

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Post by Damaster123c on 28th May 2008, 1:37 am

thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!
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Post by Andrew D on 28th May 2008, 4:19 am

Dark Matter wrote:Detachable Penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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Post by IareDark on 28th May 2008, 9:06 am

Damaster123c wrote:thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!

So your saying that you need to Pay to get sex?

You will resort to Paying Cheap hookers(Sorry DM) for that Lame excuse you call pleasure?
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Post by Dark Matter on 28th May 2008, 11:44 am

Andrew D wrote:
Dark Matter wrote:Detachable Penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

That's where I got the idea from. LOLZ

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Post by Damaster123c on 28th May 2008, 12:05 pm

IareDark wrote:
Damaster123c wrote:thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!

So your saying that you need to Pay to get sex?

You will resort to Paying Cheap hookers(Sorry DM) for that Lame excuse you call pleasure?


i dont need to pay here, its just sad she lives in a crack whore house along with DarkM so i thought i would be a nice guy and do her a couple times just to help out DM, plus i love the chunky bitches Surprised
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Post by Damaster123c on 29th May 2008, 1:47 pm

now do i win?
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Post by SteveyJennings on 13th June 2008, 3:15 pm

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