The Roast Thread

[Dark Matter]

Make fun a member, but in good spirit.

My target?

Tendercrisp

TC, you always make me smile. It's not because you are funny. It's because in the end the joke you made shits all over yourself. And it pleases me.

But sadly enough you do make me feel like a kid; and in the end you are Michael Jackson.

And I heard you are fucking Rich..., But you didn't even get his phone number? You fucking idiot.

That's all for now. : D

[Damaster123c]

Dm: you are a nice guy and a great accet to the forums and by DM i mean me, Dark Matter you stole my name when i left as you dug through my garbage looking for anything i used so you can lick all the remains off ithopeing that one day if you lick enough of everything i used you will be have the DM i am you are a DM wannabe. hahahahaha!

[Dark Matter]

You don't have to do the person above you. You retard. >: (

By, "Do" I mean, "Sex". Not that you were any good at it too begin with.

And I say, "Were" because you haven't even had sex since you were born.

[Damaster123c]

hahahahaha! i know i know hahahaha i just thought you would be good for a roast ha! and dude i just had sex 3 hours ago lol! and i thought this was suppose to be all in good spirit and a no offence hahahaha dont take it to offence lol its a roast! ha!

[Dark Matter]

No shit Sherlock.

Now solve the case of your missing penis.

[Damaster123c]

oooooh i found it! it was in your moms vagina... god i could have been looking for days in that loose pussy! ha!

[Dark Matter]

Detachable Penis?

I got a Permanent one. Bitch.

[Damaster123c]

no its just that sometimes it gets so long i think its my leg. so i forget i have it.

it maybe permanet but that does excuse the fact why its so small and the only thing you can please is a mouse or a fly.


EDIT: wooohooo i win! and thanks for posting this thread DarkM, its fun as hell! lol for the record im cool with you lol just like screwing with people lol

[Bjnix04]

LMFAO

[Damaster123c]

hahahahaha thanks for creating the haterz topic it fun as hell lol!

[Dark Matter]

no its just that sometimes it gets so long i think its my leg. so i forget i have it.

it maybe permanet but that does excuse the fact why its so small and the only thing you can please is a mouse or a fly.


EDIT: wooohooo i win! and thanks for posting this thread DarkM, its fun as hell! lol for the record im cool with you lol just like screwing with people lol

It isn't over till it's over.

It's called, "I Left" because I have a life.

[Damaster123c]

a life as a hooker giving blowjobs and hand jobs or a living..... yes we all know

[Dark Matter]

How did you know?

Well how does everyone know?

I'll tell you. I'm too damn hot.

So give me my 100$ you poor bastard.

[Damaster123c]

thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!

[Andrew D]

Detachable Penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[IareDark]

thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!

So your saying that you need to Pay to get sex?

You will resort to Paying Cheap hookers(Sorry DM) for that Lame excuse you call pleasure?

[Dark Matter]

Detachable Penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

That's where I got the idea from. LOLZ

[Damaster123c]

thanks ill spend it on ur mom and do her 100 times!, wendsdays doller night!

So your saying that you need to Pay to get sex?

You will resort to Paying Cheap hookers(Sorry DM) for that Lame excuse you call pleasure?

i dont need to pay here, its just sad she lives in a crack whore house along with DarkM so i thought i would be a nice guy and do her a couple times just to help out DM, plus i love the chunky bitches

[Damaster123c]

now do i win?

[SteveyJennings]

Roast

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